“Day Four Bananas and milk. Today you will eat as many as eight bananas and drink three glasses of milk. This will be combined with the special soup which may be eaten in limited quantities.”
Something I don’t think about until 8:45 pm on the elliptical:
Text – to Mom from Kati: In the 80s, were bananas a lot smaller than they are now?
Text – to Kati from Mom: absolutely. No genetic engineering
And to that I say, in honor of my boss: